Choice moments from the #bMotion channel
Serena is a bot running bMotion scripting. Sometimes she comes out with absolute gems. Here are a few:

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[00:20] * Sephiroth has joined #enigma
[00:20] Serena Sephiroth you're looking especially shagworthy today
[00:20] Sephiroth yeah i thought so too
[00:21] Sephiroth *snicker*
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[21:54] Synapse Serena make Continuity a sandwich
[21:54] * Serena waves her magic wand
[21:55] Remmy Serena, do my dishes please!
[21:55] Serena *PING* ... Continuity is a sandwich
[21:55] Serena I AM THE WIZARD*#%$@~^$$$
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[22:54] Serena Look over there!
[22:56] Synapse Where?
[22:56] Serena behind the fridge
[22:57] Synapse What's there?
[22:57] Serena cheese
[22:57] Synapse Shouldn't it be *in* the fridge?
[22:57] Serena Perhaps.
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[23:49] * Synapse sneezes
[23:49] Serena ewwww
[23:49] Serena *wipe*
[23:49] Synapse thank you Serena
[23:49] Serena np
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[17:39] * Synapse hands Serena a coffee
[17:39] Serena cheers
[17:39] Synapse np :)
[17:39] Serena mmmmm...
[17:39] * Serena drinks the coffee ;)
[17:40] * Serena finishes the coffee
[17:40] Serena Mmmm... thanks :)
[17:40] Synapse you're welcome :)
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[18:16] * Synapse hands Serena a box of tissues
[18:16] Serena ta
[18:16] * Serena locks herself in the bathroom
[18:18] Serena UNF *squeaky* *boing* *squirt*
[18:18] * Serena finishes using the tissues
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[18:22] * Synapse sneezes on Serena
[18:22] * Serena hands synapse a tissue
[18:22] Synapse Ah that's better :)
[18:22] Synapse thank you Serena
[18:22] Serena no biggie
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