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Written on tank next to handle:
Please wiggle Handel
Written below it:
If I do, will it wiggle Bach?
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Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a sh.......
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Mike was here.
And below it:
No I wasn't.
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Boy this gum sure is chewy!
(Next to condom machine)
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Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal.
They get all wet and soggy and then they are hard to light.