Friday, August 20, 2004
Every now and again, some muppet blocks up our email system by sending a company-wide email to the thousands of staff that work there. Occasionally though it's worth it for the witty replies that come back from disgruntled recipients (names changed to protect the innocent, or course!):
-----Original Message-----
From: Claire
Subject: Maternity Leave
Hi Everyone
Just to let you know I shall be leaving for Maternity leave on the 23rd August for '6 months'.. If you have any queries etc please email me ASAP tomorrow and I shall try and resolve them by Monday. If not please email James or call him on XXXX XXXXXXX.
Can I take this opportunity to thank the following people, who have given and shown me lots of support..throughout my life in X Company
Brenda - TPI Manager X for always being there for me work wise and personal...She is the best..gave me lots of support and advice on TPI and for helping out with the new Yr7 intake for 2002 at X. ONE in a million!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go Girl!!!
Tina - FF&E Co-Ordinator GOD knows for how many sites for X (Otherwise known as 10 jobs Tina)- For being my rock when I first started with X at B School and being a very good friend...one of the best X people I know!!!!!
Fiona - Office Manager - For her help with X with snags and problems etc, also her laughter and wit that got you through the day - a credit to the Office Team - girl power!!!
Clive - Contract Manager X - For believing in me and being a good friend!!
Craig - Caretaker - FOR BEING MY bestest buddie and for all the fantastic work he has done at X - A credit to the school and X...
Helen - Estates Manager - For giving me the job opportunity here. Will miss our disagreements!!!! But a Great Estates Manager!
Steven - MY CURRENT BOSS - Well for putting up with me really.....Great guy!!!
The Procurement Team - Loren, Shelly, Mandy and Carol..CHEERS
And finally the IT and Oracle Help Desk for putting up with my constant whinging and moaning when we have IT issues!!!!!!!
See you all in 6 months.
PS Sorry Terry for hogging the email system...but a thank you now and again to some great people at X goes a long way!!!!
Claire
Help Desk Supervisor
And the reply?
...................will the baby be called Oscar by any chance ????
You know, I'm really going to miss this when we're taken off the list!
-----Original Message-----
From: Claire
Subject: Maternity Leave
Hi Everyone
Just to let you know I shall be leaving for Maternity leave on the 23rd August for '6 months'.. If you have any queries etc please email me ASAP tomorrow and I shall try and resolve them by Monday. If not please email James or call him on XXXX XXXXXXX.
Can I take this opportunity to thank the following people, who have given and shown me lots of support..throughout my life in X Company
Brenda - TPI Manager X for always being there for me work wise and personal...She is the best..gave me lots of support and advice on TPI and for helping out with the new Yr7 intake for 2002 at X. ONE in a million!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go Girl!!!
Tina - FF&E Co-Ordinator GOD knows for how many sites for X (Otherwise known as 10 jobs Tina)- For being my rock when I first started with X at B School and being a very good friend...one of the best X people I know!!!!!
Fiona - Office Manager - For her help with X with snags and problems etc, also her laughter and wit that got you through the day - a credit to the Office Team - girl power!!!
Clive - Contract Manager X - For believing in me and being a good friend!!
Craig - Caretaker - FOR BEING MY bestest buddie and for all the fantastic work he has done at X - A credit to the school and X...
Helen - Estates Manager - For giving me the job opportunity here. Will miss our disagreements!!!! But a Great Estates Manager!
Steven - MY CURRENT BOSS - Well for putting up with me really.....Great guy!!!
The Procurement Team - Loren, Shelly, Mandy and Carol..CHEERS
And finally the IT and Oracle Help Desk for putting up with my constant whinging and moaning when we have IT issues!!!!!!!
See you all in 6 months.
PS Sorry Terry for hogging the email system...but a thank you now and again to some great people at X goes a long way!!!!
Claire
Help Desk Supervisor
And the reply?
...................will the baby be called Oscar by any chance ????
You know, I'm really going to miss this when we're taken off the list!
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