Capital One bank have excelled themselves today. The envelope they sent me in the post contained three leaflets, two A4 sheets of paper, a pre-paid envelope and a plastic pseudo credit card - all this to get me to join. What a waste!


"THIS IS NOT A CREDIT CARD" <--- No shit Sherlock!
So why bother sending it? You'll be sending me laundered money next!

The unanswered question remains... what interesting uses can I make for this credit card? Suggestions please!