To the moron behind me at the lights this morning who can't tell the difference between a rear-view mirror and a vanity mirror:
Sweetheart, if you insist on applying your lipstick at the traffic light junction (instead of keeping your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road ahead), at least do us the favour of staying out of the overtaking lane on the dual carriageway!!
Those of us in
the overtaking lane would actually like to use it for... shock! horror! overtaking - not sitting behind you while you pack your cosmetics back into your handbag. If you're that
vain, get up earlier in the morning and apply it in the comfort and safety of your own home. We really don't
want to share the experience with you!
You're damn lucky when you pulled away from the lights that the chap behind you didn't rear end you as you were clearly not in control of your car.